Hi everyone God Here! There! Everywhere!
I want to take a moment and talk about something very dear to my heart, light bulb placement.
The confusion about my light bulb?
Why I didn’t put my light bulb in the middle of the World. I’m constantly hearing flat earthers asking, how come I didn’t put my light in the middle of the World. And put a stop to all this controversy. Well, let me tell you light bulb placement is something I take very seriously. Especially when it comes to reading my books. I love that stuff, that’s good stuff did you read my page on worshiping? Anyhow back to my light bulb, I didn’t place it in the middle of the World because of Worship yes Worship. Hey! I’m God, I like to be Worship Around the Clock! Now there’s something you didn’t know, see I’m keeping up. Anyhow, I want to be Worship what time it is, it must be worsh-a-clock time somewhere.
Worship Me Baby, maybe I’ll set you free. Worship Me! I love this stuff yeah! The medical still won’t be free! Worship Me Yeah, give it to me. Worship Me! You’ll still have to pay me. Worship Me Baby, maybe I’ll set you free! Yeah!
Be a bright bulb, realize God Is A Lie from an Evil Mind!