I was walking through the woods one day on an Old Farm Trail. When I came across the Biggest Owl I’ve ever seen.
So I stopped to admire him, I was thinking, something was bothering me?
I said I don’t like the way you “swoop down” on little animals and kill them.
Well, that Big Old Owl looked at me for a bit, (I’m sure it was with contempt) blinked his eyes! And he said it’s the way that I eat.
Well, I said I can’t fault you there, he looked at me with a twinkle in his eyes. Well, that big old owl impressed me so I asked him if he’d like to go home with me? The old owl replied without missing more than a beat why would I want to do that? I keep a good watch on him as I continue down the trail.